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[–] noodles@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

No you can't and won't and aren't

[–] 001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I have a PhD in online arguments, and I've been involved in numerous anonymous arguments with internet strangers, and I have won over 300 arguments online.

[–] TheSaneWriter@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh, so you're an expert in online arguments? Name every online argument.

[–] 001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

Here:

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[–] tal@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] alertsleeper@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

He's saving the internet, what a guy

[–] Deeprzd@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is the wrong opinion.

[–] JackLSauce@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] ilovecarrotjuice@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

No this is Patrick

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

I call BS on that. Time is relative. Fucking Green Captain America…go put a circle of salt around you, it won’t help you against my facts and logic.

[–] CoupleOfConcerns@lemmy.nz 8 points 1 year ago

At least you're getting involved rather than just watching strangers argue.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So far so good here. The communities aren't niche enough yet, so naturally I've already been called a nazi.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you a Nazi?

Just asking for curiosities sake. I expect not, but you never know.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] alertsleeper@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's what a Nazi would say after 1945

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I not nazi.

[–] adamantris@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (7 children)

there, argue with me:

noodles > rice

[–] PepperDust@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

rice is cheaper

[–] dopeshark@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Cabrio@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Brown rice is healthier, white rice causes nutritional deficiencies.

[–] seb@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

What about noodles with rice?

[–] Syrc@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I like rice better. And I’m Italian.

You can pair it with so much more stuff.

[–] LeHappStick@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

California rolls >>>>> OG Japansse Sushi

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[–] howdy@thesimplecorner.org 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't tell me what to do!!! 😁

[–] Raildrake@vlemmy.net 5 points 1 year ago

Don't tell me what not to tell you!

[–] killall-q@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

The pen is mightier than the sword, and I'm all out of bubblegum.

[–] philluminati@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Every comment I write is viewed hundreds of times. I feel like I am exporting my cultural beliefs by being so vocal on the Internet.

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

sir yes sir

[–] Talaraine@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think honest debate about ideas and the world around you is an integral part of life.

Course, there's that pesky word, 'honest'.

[–] Bombastic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

No, youre wrong.

[–] name_not_needed@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

And asserting that you are right.

[–] newguy208@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

And leaking classified military documents to win said arguments.

[–] scottywh@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[–] ptolemai@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Haven't got enough spine to even talk to people irl

[–] dmmeyournudes@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

what else am i gunna do on the shitter? pokemon killed the series, and mobile games suck.

[–] Syrc@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Play old Pokémon games, duh.

[–] dmmeyournudes@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i've already played those games.

[–] Syrc@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But have you gotten to max trainer card level in all of them? That takes a lot.

[–] dmmeyournudes@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

it really doesn't. and ulness i have 2 consoles and play the game multiple times, i can't complete the dex either.

[–] Syrc@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Afaik you don’t have to “catch ‘em all” for the trainer card level, seeing them is enough (and I think there’s a way to see every Pokémon in every game). And it does take a lot to max out those, stuff like the five paintings in RS or every symbol in Emerald are probably more challenging than plat-ing an entire average modern game.

[–] silexcorp@geddit.social 2 points 1 year ago

Wron opinion is x)

[–] tal@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] stratoscaster@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago

This is what I think whenever I see someone freaking out in public over nothing.

"Is this really what you want to be doing today?"

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

You're not my supervisor!

[–] TheSaneWriter@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Some sage wisdom here. I will make sure to follow it for the rest of my life.

[–] luis123456@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Sure thing.

[–] RagingSnarkasm@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Stop telling me what to do, Mom!

[–] audi6x9@lemmy.fmhy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

black beens > white beans, deny it if you can

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