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[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 31 points 8 months ago

Based Denmark

[–] stepanzak@iusearchlinux.fyi 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What's the context of this?

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 37 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Czechia gave 800k artillery shells to Ukraine, Denmark donated their entire stock.

[–] dubbel@discuss.tchncs.de 34 points 8 months ago

Afaik Czechia identified 800k shells available on the world market (a lot from Turkey) and they are looking for partners to buy them for Ukraine.

[–] stepanzak@iusearchlinux.fyi 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Thank you! I'm Czech, so now I feel embarrassed for not knowing about it.

[–] cashews_win@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago

Your president should join your country's fantastic gay porn industry! I'm a big fan. :D

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Wait so are they playing Blackjack or Texas Holdem?

If they're playing Blackjack, one of those cards should be the other way. If they're playing Holdem we'd need more information to tell if going all in would be reasonable.

[–] grozzle@lemm.ee 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

actually, they're playing cards.

Oh thanks, that clarifies everything!

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 11 points 8 months ago

They are playing Hold'em, but my guess is that Denmark doesn't expect to be called on this move.

[–] roguetrick@kbin.social 5 points 8 months ago

Ace King suited is fun to yolo with.

[–] mods_are_assholes@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

The result is dead orcs so all in is quite reasonable.

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If this is pre flop and you're going all in, just a pair of pocket twos has better odds of winning than AK suited.

[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

No, it's almost exactly a coin flip. AK has so many outs, flush potential, straight potential. The pair of twos has exactly two cards out of the whole deck to improve.

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Almost exactly, but not quite. Difference is a pair of twos is already the winning hand. The AK HAS to have one of the other aces or kings drop, or get a straight or a flush. Twos will win without any help.

Odds of deuces winning on an all in pre-flop are 52% to 48% against a big slick, but that's exactly the type of odds that make sure casinos always make money gambling. "Not quite a coin flip"

[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)

The flush potential puts it over the edge. Just use a calculator yourself. It's 49.77% (in favor of AK) vs 49.60%.

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 8 months ago

Well shit. Seems right.

[–] kewko@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Funny enough, if one of the pocket pair of 2s is the same suite as the suited AK, odds once again marginally tip over to the 2s side

[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 4 points 8 months ago

"My friend, you bow to no one."

[–] Estiar@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

How much stock does Denmark even have?