I really want it to wave its legs around helplessly when your alarm goes off.
this post was submitted on 19 Feb 2024
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Aw he looks sad
Is this the one that has a little butthole drawn on the back lol
Yep! And since you can tap him anywhere to turn on I’m starting to think the X is truly meant to be a butthole (not an on button like I initially assumed)
I'm amused at the notion that you initially thought he required an anal fingering in order to turn him on.
Well maybe he was just that kind of duck, I’m not here to judge
A duck walked up to my sleeping room stand and he asked the zombie next to the stand quak quak quak
"Hey, got any... sleep?"
Zombie in bed said that he did not but finally getting any would be really hot, so mind dimming your light?
The duck said "I might"
Then he collapsed on spot
me too duck, me too.
My exact words to him when I finally laid down in bed and met his horizontal gaze
So I see guerrilla marketing has made its way to lemmy. It was bound to happen eventually.
I don't mind if someone guerilla markets a cool nightstand duck lamp to me.
i hope it quacks when you smash it
If he weren’t the equivalent of a nightlight, which should arguably be quack free, I’d definitely agree
oddly poignant
Yes!!
But he's lying down though