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I think my cat is broken (lemmy.world)

submitted 9 months ago by CheesyGordita@lemmy.world to c/cat@lemmy.world

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Yes, that’s a slim jim

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[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Sir, that is a kamgaroo

[–] CheesyGordita@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Damnit, I knew that lady was lying! Her funny accent, calling me mate, throwing shrimp on the barbie… it all makes sense now.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No Vegemite sandwich?

[–] CheesyGordita@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Oh shit, that’s what that salty Nutella was?!?

[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Not only was the lady lying she was an imposter. They are prawns not shrimp in ozz.

[–] BloodSlut@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago (2 children)

cats can have a little salami

as a treat

[–] CheesyGordita@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That’s good to hear, we just let him lick it a bit and have a tiny end piece

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I worry about the sodium and nitrates but I gotta ask the vet next time. (In our case, kitty had a little bit of deli meat).

[–] boblemmy@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

My little darling once stole three pieces of beef jerky while I was out at work.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Ours already has kidney problems. Poor dude gets no salami :(

[–] adj16@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I think this cat might have been getting into the protein powder too

[–] Secret300@sh.itjust.works 16 points 9 months ago

That cat is toned

[–] xamirozar@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Lord Beerus enjoys a good snack

[–] CheesyGordita@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Lmfao, that’s spot on

[–] xamirozar@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

Been enjoying some DragonBall Super for the first time and have to say so far Beerus is my favorite character

[–] Kvoth@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I came here to make a joke, but I see I've already been bested

[–] Stanwich@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

I think your cat benches.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Macho Man Randy Savage reincarnated as your cat?

[–] bigmclargehuge@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

I know thats a slim jim but what is it eating?