this post was submitted on 08 Jul 2023
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[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 55 points 1 year ago

I’ve tried nothing and I’m out of ideas.

[–] justdoit@lemm.ee 40 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Don’t forget making a dating profile where I took six pictures in different corners of my house wearing the same outfit.

[–] Smooth_Riker@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Better than a car selfie featuring a hat and sunglasses.

[–] poopgood@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Not too shabby, you have 6 corners in your room

[–] AzuleBlade@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Fuck, this hit a little too close to home.

[–] thisbenzingring@wirebase.org 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My old coworker and I would bullshit and be like Oh hi Mark at awkward times, to try and make the other one laugh.

Then once a guy we didn't really know was there. And we were doing it, but didn't realized his name was actually Mark.

Oh man that was peak LoL work shenanigans

[–] qjkxbmwvz@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 year ago

Anyway, how's your sex life?

[–] poopgood@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

what a great story Mark

[–] ExtremePlatypus@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Half of married people die alone, so being single is kinda like being post-married anyways…

[–] wick@lemmy.fmhy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

It's fine, I got all you guys. Hi friends.

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

But I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!

[–] _number8_@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

oh pls

i figure the eventuality of most people not dying alone will induce some sort of serendipity

[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

You will realistically spend very little time dying, so don't worry about it too much.

[–] Achaeminus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

It’s a lot just posting this.

[–] ilovesatan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[–] doomkernel@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

God damn is hard

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago
[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

Too relatable

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