Banning wood and coal fired pizza in the city is going to single handedly refreeze the polar ice caps and produce no less than 72% more sea ice YOY than we currently see.

[–] DFTBA_FTW@lemmy.fmhy.ml 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They arnt banning coal/wood fired pizza ovens.
They are restricting particulate emissions not Co2 emissions. It's not a climate change thing it's an air quality thing. The pizzareias need to filter out the particulate, not get rid of their pizza ovens.
Even if they were banning coal/wood fired pizza ovens it wouldn't effect pizza. Pizza ovens get up to 900f and the pizza cooks in 90 seconds. There is no time for any smoke flavor to penitrate the pizza. A natural gas or electric oven is going to yield the same result so long as they hit that 900f temp.

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[–] pizzazz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Those companies are emitting to subsidize your lifestyle.

[–] pizzazz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Bitch those companies are emitting to subsidize your fucking lifestyle.

[–] MarshReaper@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Nah it's the sudden decline of our lovable swashbuckling seafaring pirates

[–] darkseer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Please remember that the corporations are polluting to provide services to the populace at large. You might as well accuse your pizza delivery driver for polluting after he gives you your order.

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