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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon misspeaks (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 11 points 7 months ago

Google Translate says that means “ Let’s get brunch.”

[–] Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Fuck yeah. Let's gay the fuck outta here, dudes.

[–] UnearthedUnusual@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

This is the correct reaction. Anon should get better friends for getting weird looks instead of a, "Fuck yeah, let's gay!"

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago

I make this same sort of mistake regularly. It's rather embarrassing but I should just explain the overlap...

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 1 points 5 months ago

When I was 18 in college me and my friends were drinking together and talking about fighters n shit. We got to talking about kimbo slice. I was about to say “I love kimbo slice” but mixed it up as kumbo slice. Luckily I caught myself half way through, so ended up just shouting “I love Kum.” In the middle of a discussion for no apparent reason.

That was hard to live down.