They just need to add one more lane to the board.
this post was submitted on 15 Feb 2024
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Holy hell
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bishop went to vacation, couldn't come back (there's traffic)
"C'mon, you assholes, PROMOTE ALREADY!"
oh yeah kinda fucked that up. Well...uh...this board passed an ordinance that you can't promote because it would block traffic?
or maybe the promoting machine is all backed up too
Ah, yes, the same response I get from my employer. "Promotion machine broke"
Six of them did, they promoted to rook
D3 to E4
Bf3xe4
D4xE5
Be4xRc2
Rc1xBc2
Rc3xRc2
Rb2xRc2
Bg3xRf4
D1 to D0
E10 deez nuts
This feels like a chess puzzle in a point and click adventure game where you can only move to capture and the goal is to end up with exactly 1 specific piece at the end.
That whole thing gives me anxiety, but the bit that gives me the most anxiety is those white pawns on the eighth rank and black pawns on the first rank.
That board urgently needs alternatives to driving, and what is that a 8 lane highway? Ridiculous
What we really need is for Elon to dig a tunnel under the board and fill it with electric pawns. That'll solve congestion!
Play the earthquake card to break most towers and hurt some civilians close to them
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine:
White to play: chess.com | lichess.org
Black to play: chess.com | lichess.org
My solution:
Hints:
piece
Pawn
move
d8=Ñ
Evaluation
White has knook in 1
Best continuation
1... d8=Ñ 2. en passant
I'm a "human"
I wish this was a rental so i could take this mf...