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Coughing Baby Aimed At Enemy (www.theonion.com)
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[โ€“] THE_MASTERMIND@feddit.ch 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I immediately remembered butchor holding the laser eyes baby against enemies after reading the headline. Is that what this article is based upon ?

[โ€“] jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social 3 points 9 months ago

I wonder if there's a "This Side Toward Enemy" onesie you can buy.