What do you think a Filipino Corporation would do with two cows?
You tell everyone you have two cows and they are doing well. You actually have none. Everyone votes for you anyways.
this post was submitted on 06 Jul 2023
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Damn, this one's old. I read it literally 20 years ago. Though I don't remember the Greek and Iraqi ones, maybe those are new.
A Filipino Corporation
You have one cow. You drink Ginebra. You have two cows.
Cows are living beings who shouldn't be property and shouldn't be exploited for profit/taste.
You have 2 cows.
Your neighbor sees the growth of your cows, copies your strategy and makes sure that you're not the only successful cow owner.
thats a throwback, my grandads milking parlour had a version of that as a poster on the wall back in early 90s.
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