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[–] wienercleaner@lemmy.fmhy.ml 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Depends on how it feels when I'm not shitting and pissing in it.

If it craves my waste, but can be chill during the time I'm not using it, then I'd choose that. However, if it spends all that time in agony from not having its desires met, then I'd rather it hates it, since it would only have to go through that a couple of times each day versus suffering almost all day long.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Could you imagine coming back from vacation, walking in your front door and hearing "FEEEEEEED MEEEEEEEEE!!!"

[–] tRIG_26_06@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I want full on "I have no mouth and I must scream" vibes

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

I mean, isn't the bowl kind of like a mouth?

[–] Drhype@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago
[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Hey can you come over and shit in my toilet every once in a while? I'm going out of town till Friday.

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

It should crave it AND hate you for it!

[–] Cl1nk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

It doesn't have to be alien, plants and fungi are already like this. And they like it 😏

[–] darcy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

hate, coz then i wouldnt feel bad when i eat its dinner