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watch out for bears (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 1 year ago by lobelia581@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] Meloku@feddit.cl 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Note that the pear danger band also includes the orbital space around Earth.

[–] deeply_moving_queef@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

As a resident of Earth's moon this infuriates me. I've lived here most of my life and the last time I was attacked by a bear was literally decades ago.

[–] Raildrake@vlemmy.net 2 points 1 year ago

How to defend yourself against a man armed with a pear?

[–] ptolemai@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Beware of tardigrades

[–] z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Ah yes, tardigrades. The microscopic bear that would DEFINITIVELY KILL YOU if you weren’t bigger than it!!!!!

[–] Spuddaccino@reddthat.com 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gotta watch for bears on the way to the moon, yo.

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

🎶 DES-MOND! THE MOON-BEAR! 🎶

[–] EatBorekYouWreck@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

The highest rate of bear attack in the galaxy