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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 137 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Somewhere out there, a writer is feeling smug as fuck over that headline.

[–] Birdie@thelemmy.club 43 points 9 months ago

As he should. It's pure gold.

[–] Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] csolisr@communities.azkware.net 2 points 9 months ago

Dan must have waited a lifetime to pounce with that pun and dear lord he finally did it

[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 64 points 9 months ago

That crazy son of a bitch, he did it.

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 54 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] eth0p@iusearchlinux.fyi 51 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I went to one of their concerts, and their lead singer, David Draiman, was one of the most wholesome and honest guys I've ever seen. Funny headline, but I hope he recovers quickly and without any long-term effects.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 13 points 9 months ago

I've got a distant cousin that practically worships the guy, and the band, specifically because he met David a couple of times and was beyond nice.

Also one of the best voices out there imo. David, not my cousin

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 28 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Get up, come on!

You fucker get up!

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago

We shouldn't have opened up our hate and let it flow into him 😔

[–] RanchOnPancakes@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is the lead singer slowly morphing into Phil Collins?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

We should all be so lucky

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 15 points 9 months ago

Do you promise to be a good boy and never do it again?

Why did you have to be such a bitch?

[–] bedrooms@kbin.social 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

...down with a sickness

What kind of editor changes "the" to "a" in this instance!?

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 13 points 9 months ago

It's because there's no punishment when we die

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Because there's a lot more than one sickness?

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"This content is not available in your country/region."

[–] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I read that as a line from "Down with the Sickness."

Also, I had the same problem. Solved by good ol' 1ft.io

https://1ft.io/proxy?q=http%3A%2F%2Fwho13.com%2Fnews%2Fdisturbed-show-postponed-after-singer-comes-down-with-a-sickness%2F

[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 months ago

Mommy issues is not a sickness... Unless it is.

[–] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 9 months ago

At least he's staying true to his motto.