Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 year ago by CaptainPatent@kbin.social to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Personally I prefer to sleep in until there's waffles.

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[–] ndrew@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

And the second mouse gets the cheese. Or waffles I suppose.

[–] Downcount@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

Remember: The early worm gets eaten.