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[–] Drakonia 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

its XAVLEGBMAOFFFASSSSITIMIWOAMNDUTROABCWAPWAEIIPPOHFFFX

[–] Drakonia 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

they're a south african brutal death metal band. the name is an abbreviation of sorts, with the full name being: Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus

[–] databender@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Right on, another Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus fan; not too often you encounter someone with the auditory sophistication to appreciate this relatively niche style of music.

[–] voidf1sh@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Holy shit I thought this was a joke

[–] bilb@lem.monster 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think anyone who says they can read those is lying

[–] minthenry@lemmy.one 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I guess they're meant to be a logo kind of thing where you recognize the pattern.

[–] Drakonia 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

more or less. most are perfectly legible once you know what its supposed to say and some can be read by almost anyone.
this one specifically though is recognizable by its crowded pattern and unique shape with the horns on the bottom. its not designed to be legible in the first place (especially not with this much compression), sort of satirizing the whole thing, and thats kinda the point of their name and band in its entirety

[–] fleabomber@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Maybe you just haven't been touched by the dark ones.

[–] sirtwinklebottom@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I love their song "disemboweled by blender"!

[–] 0Xero0@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

not only I can't hear shit, it physically hurts my ears.

Not to mention trying to hear the baseline is like finding a needle in a haystack, but the haystack is made of needles

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

Instructables

[–] skunch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 year ago

Butt Limes for Dark Jesus. Great band but small library.