They probably left the key in the ignition.
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Who steals a horse and buggy and parks it at their motel? I mean it’s likely to not have LoJack but come on now.
Police have issued an APB on Arthur Morgan, a known criminal whose gang recently moved into the area.
Probably in a chop shop by now
*slaughterhouse
"It must have been stolen. It's not like it up and walked away!"