this post was submitted on 25 Jan 2024
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[–] PanoramicAddict@lemmy.ml 52 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] moog@lemm.ee 32 points 9 months ago

You don't have rape dwarfs where you're from? Man are they annoying.

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] retrolasered@lemmy.zip 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] zerosignal@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago
[–] zzzzz@sh.itjust.works 21 points 9 months ago

When anon confuses the melatonin and PCP.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 17 points 9 months ago

The rape dwarf. Much like their relative, the mechanical gremlin, they can achieve climax only by disrupting their eponymous act. Often found roaming churchyards, their small bodies may deceive their usual quarry.

[–] nonailsleft@lemm.ee 15 points 9 months ago

This one hit a bit too close fur me

[–] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago (4 children)

He really should be using 7.62x51 / .308 to get that extra penetration so he can hit the rape dwarf through multiple walls if necessary.

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 months ago

If there's anything they understand, it's extra penetration.

Turning cover into concealment since 1952

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I always keep a handcranked ZSU-23-2 at hand for just this occasion.

23×152mm armor piercing incendiary tracer gets the job done every time. No need to fire a fourth burst of 60 rounds.

[–] Zoboomafoo 3 points 9 months ago

Maybe it's a .357 sig, perfect for wallbangs

[–] Kallioapina@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago
[–] Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml 4 points 9 months ago
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago