this post was submitted on 01 Jul 2023
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

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[–] penix@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Reddit knocked me up

It got better.

[–] FrankieDonkeyBrains@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

The words of the prophets are written in the shitpost walls

[–] LilDumpy@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (5 children)

So true lol. Also, I usually have nothing significant to contribute in the comments, but I've chosen your post to comment so that I count as an active user for today.

[–] MrCamel999@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wait I have to do that daily?

[–] Coelacanth@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

The absolute horror.

[–] DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

You don't have to, but Lemmy counts community activity by comments instead of votes.

Post and comment ranking is determined by a formula that uses vote counts and post time. As time increases each post's ranking decays allowing for fresher posts and comments to rise.

[–] chicagohuman@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] MoreOrLess@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Delphia@vlemmy.net 1 points 1 year ago

Everybody posts! Nobody lurks! If you lurk, I'll mute you myself!

[–] faltuuser@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am doing the same for days now.

[–] Sc00ter@lemmy.fmhy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

And my account!

[–] ecks0fa@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is it enough to do one post on any instance? Or does the instance matter as well?

[–] LilDumpy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lol. honestly, I have no idea. So I have posted on a few other posts today.

[–] ecks0fa@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Better safe than sorry :D

[–] harbo@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Im black now

[–] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 14 points 1 year ago

Look, we are all getting older and wiser. Wait…

[–] darkstar@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Why does this resonate so much lol

[–] solongaphasia@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

the wise words of heraclitus!

if you’re interested in the post title or philosophy in general, i highly recommend the philosophize this podcast. host stephen west takes you through the entire history of philosophy, with high quality episodes and almost no fluff/filler. excellent podcast!

[–] jtk@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Charlie Sheen | Charlie Patina

[–] Rhaedas@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

We need a multi-panel version for those of us who did the BBS --> Usenet --> forums --> Reddit --> Fediverse.

"It's been a long road, getting from there to here."

[–] Datdoi@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

My first day on Club Penguin: SpongeBob I’m ready meme

[–] Kaufdrop@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Truer words have never been spoken lol

[–] macrocephalic@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Are we winning, it just trying to hide our HIV?

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Omg you finally turned into a man. Time for your milking

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Having a smoke when I saw this, fantastic.