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[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 37 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] jadero@lemmy.ca 18 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Anyone who hasn't followed that link needs to do so now! It's got human cadaver arms manipulated with fishing line and guitar tuning knobs. It's got a link to an article titled "Your Face: Punching Bag or Spandrel?"

You can't possibly find a better way to spend 10 minutes!

[–] library_napper@monyet.cc 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Unfortunately the images don't load without JavaScript, so...

[–] jadero@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago

Oh that's not good. Obviously, I've chosen to allow js, but basic stuff should work without it.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Who downvoted you? I couldn't have sold the article better myself!

[–] jadero@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago

Heh. I gave up trying to figure out voting a long time ago. I find it both fascinating and disturbing that there are people out there who see anything I write as worthy of a dowvote. :)

[–] fidodo@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Wait, how did they make the cadaver arms punch and slap?

[–] jadero@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Gauges measured stress on the metacarpals during punches and slaps on padded-dumbbell targets created with a pendulum-like device.

I take "a pendulum-like device" to mean they suspended either the arms or the targets and swung them to a collision.

[–] fidodo@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This whole device sounds morbid but hilarious. Did they like strap dead bodies to a swing and position them like Superman and swing their bodies into a wall fist fist?

[–] jadero@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago

That would have been awesome, but I suspect that it was just the arms and that it was powered in some way, hence "pendulum-like".

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You read the same article I did, so I'm also a little fuzzy on the exact details other than attaching fishing lines to tendons and possibly tightening them with guitar tuners. I'm not sure how they launched an attack.

[–] jadero@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Gauges measured stress on the metacarpals during punches and slaps on padded-dumbbell targets created with a pendulum-like device.

I take "a pendulum-like device" to mean they suspended either the arms or the targets and swung them to a collision.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Fucking dangling modifiers. I thought they were saying that they manufactured targets using a pendulum-like device. I kept reading that statement thinking it was such an oddly specific detail to vaguely reference. But using a pendulum to ensure consistent force and accuracy makes sense.

Although, for my money, I'd rather strap a dead hand to a rocket-powered sled.

[–] jadero@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yes, it was very badly constructed. I had to read it a couple of times to decode it, and I have the advantage of having graded essays :)

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Yay! Education Buddies!

[–] extant@lemmy.world 34 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Humans evolved chins so we could have Bruce Campbell.

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago
[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl -2 points 10 months ago

And Bruce Willis

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Humans evolved chins shortly after inventing pillow cases. No other animal has a chin, nor do any other animals have pillow cases.

It's just science.

[–] ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

My dog has a pillow case. How fast do chins grow? I don't think he would look good with one.

[–] library_napper@monyet.cc 17 points 10 months ago

And some of us have two

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I though elephants did as well?

[–] ITypeWithMyDick@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

After a google, elephants have a 'chin-like'protrusion, but it doesnt qualify as a chin

[–] androogee@midwest.social 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Like Harland Williams

[–] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 9 points 10 months ago

I thought anything below teeth count as chin?

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

THE FUCK???

[–] MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

gorillas have no chin, then.