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No Man (lemy.lol)

submitted 9 months ago by King@lemy.lol to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 33 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Hate to be that guy but today I woke up with 6 hours of sleep, scrapped ice off my 20 year old car's windshield in -8°F, remembered I was supposed to get coffee over the weekend, and got a ticket on my way to work because the cold snap busted one of my tail lights

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Who takes ice for scrap?

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Apparently @ssridispenser.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

No, I want to know who's accepting it.

[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago

I hate to be that guy but I'm too tired to make dinner tonight. I'm just going to order something.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Joke's on you, I have chronic depression and low self-esteem, I always hate to be that guy

[–] NounsAndWords@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

"I hate to be that guy (but I am so here we go)..."

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 9 months ago

The only time it's actually something they'd hate is when that is the full and complete sentence after seeing another guy have some bad luck befall him.

Seeing a dude getting hit by a car

"Oof! I'd hate to be that guy!"

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 9 months ago

“Hate to be that guy but…”

“I stopped at “but”. I also hate that guy. Bye.”