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STOP WRITING C (lemmy.world)

submitted 9 months ago by Maven@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 9 months ago (7 children)

w... windows 10?

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[–] boaratio@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Void pointers. Pure evil.

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 7 points 9 months ago

But I like C, it's like a smaller Golang

[–] savvywolf@pawb.social 6 points 9 months ago

🦀

[–] kbal@fedia.io 5 points 9 months ago

C was a nice idea but I guess it just didn't work out as well as everyone hoped. Ah well, back to BCPL then.

[–] SuperKoel@lemmy.cafe 5 points 9 months ago

my controller may be old, but i only pay 20 thousands eurodogs for a board support pckage ,per user per ip per nation per year. I dont even pay for their eclipse ide! C is the laand of free fuck yeah! My debug partner is compatible with only 200 euro per flexcable. Don`t tell em my debrugs parnter is not oem spec🐵.

[–] ytg@feddit.ch 4 points 9 months ago

Look up function pointer types to make this language seem even more insane

[–] PanArab@lemmy.ml 4 points 9 months ago

C is okay with good tooling. I wish it was possible to mix C and Rust code in the same project. I could be wrong but last I looked C code will have to sit outside in a library or something and called externally from Rust.

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