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No Scan Do (i.kinja-img.com)

submitted 9 months ago by tree@lemmy.zip to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Had anyone gotten the code to work?

Closest thing I got was a Google image search near match for an xvideos qr

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[–] NataliePortland@lemmy.ca 11 points 9 months ago (32 children)

I love people’s absolute moral outrage about scanning a QR code. The same folks crying bc they have to ask for a plastic straws or wear a smal piece of cloth on their face in the grocery store.

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[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Just put it up on the wall if you're going to use a QR code.

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[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago

Nosh-inal 🥸

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

I wish restaurants could allow web app based ordering if I just want to get a refill on drinks, ketchup etc. without bothering a person. If I can order things without servers that’d be great as long as a server is available to answer questions if needed.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

I'm gonna start using a nokia brick again if this shit starts getting normalized. You are never interacting with my phone. Take my money, give me your shitty craft burger abd fuck off.

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