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I swear I'm not filthy (slrpnk.net)

submitted 10 months ago by dylanmorgan to c/memes@lemmy.world

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[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 22 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'll poison my own air and freeze myself before I let that happen

[–] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 10 points 10 months ago

Big same. Stay strong out there my brethren.

[–] Username02@kbin.social 5 points 10 months ago

“Oh look! Free meal!”

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago (2 children)

"This is not a request, this is an announcement."

[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

The announcement happens after they're already inside.

[–] tjsauce@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

"We mean business. Don't mess with us!"

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

If you allow spiderbros to live with you then they gonna take care of this problem eventually

[–] corus_kt@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Cats will solve this problem too, although they may try to share their kill with you

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

"Look human! I bring you prize. Is Copperhead. It was slithering across lawn like 'Ha ha! I am Copperhead. I am king of world! You will not mess with me because I will bite you and you will die!' Stupid Copperhead does not know that I am cat and I mess with anything that moves just for funsies. So, I kill it and bring to you so you may bask in awe of my skill as hunter of dangerous prey. You are impressed, yes? Yes. Of course you are." -- My Cat (the Russian Mobster of Animals), Probably

"Oh no, no no no no! Why did you bring that up here!? Arggghhhhh!!!" --My Wife, Definitely

[–] Ferrous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 months ago

This is a risky move if you or your neighbors use insecticides.

[–] Ferrous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Or, both your spider and roach population explode because they've formed an ecosystem. Roaches eat spiders for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Oh shi-

[–] AlexJD@feddit.uk 7 points 10 months ago

I declare exterminatus

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

That's why I run my ac during the winter. I am a snowman, they are not.

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago

So you have chosen death

[–] rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 10 months ago

Glad they don't exist where I live

[–] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 10 months ago

Here comes my boot sorry