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[–] Terevos@lemm.ee 62 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Web Developer... The Whole Thing

[–] FUsername@feddit.de 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So you mean a stack developer?

[–] Terevos@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah... Emphasis on the FULL stack.

[–] akaxaka@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Well he only did SOME of it. CSS and JavaScript is all after him.

[–] smitten@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] FUsername@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

THE STACK developer, literally

[–] eeltech@lemmy.world 49 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Would be hilarious if he walked into a job interview and got grilled about it. "yeah, so it says here you worked on the web? do you have a portfolio? what frameworks did you use?"

[–] pohart@lemmyrs.org 43 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I don't know how you would get more specific.

[–] Xanvial@lemmy.one 28 points 1 year ago

Missing "The" in front of title

[–] alongwaysgone@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago

I mean. It's not wrong...

[–] WheeGeetheCat@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

Right? It's just missing the article.

[–] aaiding@feddit.nl 38 points 1 year ago
[–] JoKi@feddit.de 25 points 1 year ago

Technically the truth

[–] maegul@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, "Web Developer" is effectively a compound (like in German, we do the same thing but often just keep the spaces between the words).

With a compound, the connection between the words sometimes has to be inferred, usually by inserting an appropriate preposition.

Usually, something like "Developer on the Web" would probably be what we understand.

In TBL's case ... it's "Developer OF the Web".

[–] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think it's a little more idiomatic (at least where I'm from in the US) to specify this difference as, "a web developer" vs "the web's developer"

[–] maegul@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

I think we’re saying the same thing.

Web’s developer = developer of the web +/- idiom

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 21 points 1 year ago

Well, he kinda is :D

[–] Bjoern_Tantau@feddit.de 19 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of the time I went from being a PHP developer to being a PHP developer.

[–] tr00st@lemmy.tr00st.co.uk 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'm too lazy to find a picture of a spider for this joke - this exercise is left for the reader.

[–] nekomusumeninaritai@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Trivial exercise.

spider in the middle of a web Obtained at Wikimedia under license CC-BY-SA 4.0 International by wikimedia user Stephencdickson ∎

[–] tr00st@lemmy.tr00st.co.uk 2 points 1 year ago

An excellent choice of picture - many thanks.

[–] Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I admire your level of energy efficiency.

[–] s0phia@beehaw.org 14 points 1 year ago

Had a good laugh from this. It's not wrong, though.

[–] SuperIce@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Jeez that's an old YouTube UI.

[–] tvmole@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Is this 2008 YouTube I see before me? That's a throwback

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Sir Tim Berners Lee

[–] communistcapy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 year ago

Well it does say Web Developer and not web developer. 🤔

[–] Klumz@feddit.dk 5 points 1 year ago

Web Master would have been a better title..

[–] twelve12@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] smitten@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 1 year ago

He made a basic html site a couple years ago

[–] r2vq@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ahh that's how that circle completes

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

If TBL was the web developer then what do I call what I was doing all those years...

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