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Took this photo yesterday at Evilmart.

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[–] thecrotch@sh.itjust.works 37 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I thought it was illegal to dress up like a cop

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Discount store fursuit when

[–] DarkGamer@kbin.social 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Five below fursuit: a bundle of hair swept off a barber's floor and some elmer's glue.

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

Off a barbers floor?

Do you know how goddamn expensive real hair is?

Sweepings off the factory floor in China is more realistic. Cheap synthetic hair.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago

How embarrassing when you go to a furry gathering and everyone knows you bought yours at walmart.

[–] dlpkl@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The dream sequence in Dumbo

[–] get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

Every time I have a fever, I vividly dream in the style of that dream sequence from Dumbo. Absolutely terrifying.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 9 points 10 months ago
[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 9 points 10 months ago

First sign should have been the success of the Evilmart chain of stores.

I'll believe this when pi-

Oh. Carry on.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If that’s all you can afford and you like the design, there’s no shame in absolutely rockin’ that fursuit.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If I was a furry and that was my fursuit, I would be embarrassed to show up at whatever sort of social gatherings furries have.

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Furry

Embarrassment

Pick 2

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Now now, be nice. I'm not into it myself, but every furry I have met in my life has been a decent person. They just have a kink. That's cool with me. If you find pleasure in wearing a costume, wear a costume.

[–] Forester@yiffit.net 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Come for the art, community, and acceptance, stay for the Lewd.

FYI a fursona is more like a personal idealized mascot than a kink.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I didn't mean kink in a sexual way, I meant it as in deviating from the norm. Sorry to be confusing.

[–] Forester@yiffit.net 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

If you’re a furry you don’t get embarrassment. You must embrace the cringe.

[–] leekleak@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Reminds me of Porkin' Across America. Such a wonderful miniseries.

[–] dan1101@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Go to the register with these, a box of wine, and a 12 pack of condoms.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

If I had $150+ to spend...