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Anon is out of ideas (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 10 months ago

House Car Vacations Retirement

[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Don't let it sit in your bank account, you're wasting its value. After you built up an emergency fund, invest the rest.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

EA has entered the chat.

[–] kworpy@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Hop on Kickstarter, go to the D&T section and back the first thing you see. A fun way to melt money.

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Every kickstarter I’ve backed (72) has delivered eventually. But yes, RIP my $8k. Now I have a dope ass board game library

[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Damn, I wish I had kickstart-boardgame money lol

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

I could use some more.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Weed makes all games better.

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

Buy Twitter.

Or if you like something more adventurous, put half into developing a time machine and then half into repeating bitcoin speculations, accumulate them on a secure usb drive with s password protection, forget password and then give teams of world renowned hackers limited tries to break it. I've read about the last part a couple of months ago. They bought the same drives and claim that they reverse engineered them on a hardware level to get the idea how their software protection works. Yet, there just two tries left and the guy is not fast to reach an agreement.

[–] gerbler@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

God this was me when I lived at home. Now 70% of my paycheck goes to my landlord. I'm still able to save because I'm frugal as heck but holy shit it would be so much easier without my landlord fucking me in the ass monthly.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Use it to fund missions where you save people from starvation and dying of thirst.

If you don’t have the time to do it yourself, just find some charities to donate it to.

[–] Lemvi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 10 months ago

Charity.

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