this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2023
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[–] Cruxifux@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Most women think blowing you for 30 seconds before you have sex and then just laying there constitutes as “freaky.” It’s fine though because most men think that just thrusting in and out as fast as possible for as long as possible constitutes as being good in bed.

Most people suck at sex. I blame porn.

[–] OtakuAltair@vlemmy.net 5 points 1 year ago

Yup. Check out MyBadReputation on phub for actually good advice for bed

[–] HereWeGo@lemmy.one 9 points 1 year ago

My ex would do this and it was a tough comparison with my wife who arches the other way (which is great).

[–] entropicshart@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That’s when you break out the sex pillow and tell her to hug it

[–] fugepe@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

That or also the dead star

[–] little_hoarse@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Push their head into the bed, that’s all you need to do to fix that 😂

[–] 4nix@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

This, ladies and gentlemen, is a man of action speaking.