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[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 37 points 8 months ago

Once did this with antifungal cream. I am now the special child in The Last of Us.

Didn't taste too bad, though. Definitely no IcyHot.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 21 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

My cousin only uses bottled lube because once, in the heat of the moment, he grabbed the BenGay gel.

EDIT: To clarify, he's gay. The gel was in his ass, and on his dick and balls. His guest had a condom so...hooray safe sex, I guess.

[–] CallumWells@lemmy.ml 11 points 8 months ago

I mean, that sounds like lube to me

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

So he's not gay anymore?

Badum tss.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 4 points 8 months ago

He's still gay, just not Ben.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 months ago

Lube and hand sanitizer here.

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago
[–] ChrisLicht@lemm.ee 11 points 8 months ago

I brushed with cortizone cream a couple of months ago.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Icy hot is one of the shittiest products ever in my experience. I used it normally once and it barely had an effect. So I used more and basically got a severe chemical burn.

[–] dfc09@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's it possible, much like an edible, you applied the second dose before the first dose had the time to set in?

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Of course that is what happened. I wasn't aware it was a dangerous product

[–] dfc09@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I feel you, I once was applying it to my inner thigh, and it leeched onto my balls and ruined my life for a few hours.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Yikes! Damn that sounds awful. My calves were sore for days. It was like a sunburn but worse, but yours sounds pretty awful as well!

[–] happilybitchycowboy@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What does it taste like???

[–] Zron@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I imagine it’s cold and then hot

[–] happilybitchycowboy@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Ice Peppers : Not recommended 👎

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 8 months ago

Yeah I once grabbed the shit dad glued his dentures, tasted like shit