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[–] xigoi@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 10 months ago

If I got $1 for every time I saw this joke, I could probably afford a Tesla.

[–] roofuskit@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

The idea that he would mark each and every one with his own urine is not out of the realm of the believable.

[–] solidgrue@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

What's worse is its a monthly subscription, and they'll sue you if you hang an after-market air freshener in there.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 4 points 10 months ago

Shit, can't believe I never thought about that one. It's even good, they should use it in their marketing...

[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago