this post was submitted on 28 Dec 2023
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[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 35 points 10 months ago
[–] _ffiresticks_@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Yes, looking at the amount of comments with middle ones, i think we should

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (2 children)

What if that's my normal face?

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Then there is a 1 in 9 chance you look like when I nut.

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

That's my secret Cap... I'm always orgasming

[–] Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I thought this was a captcha at first lmfao

"Select the orgasm faces"

[–] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Pretty sure the bottom right one is a photo taken of me mid-orgasm in my early twenties

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Proof or it never happened.

[–] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I don't look at myself orgasm? Who knows how I look lmao

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Top right is my favorite, but bottom right is probably what I look like

[–] witness@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

I generally try to aim for top left but end up with top right.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 10 months ago

All of the above

[–] bonezey@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Bottom right

[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 7 points 10 months ago

Top left is me.

[–] lemmy@lemmy.stonansh.org 6 points 10 months ago

Hope for the first. But probably think it's the last 🤦‍♂️

[–] nekothegamer@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

the one on the top left, i just make this face without emitting any sound

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

According to my GF, a mix of upper middle and the central picture.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Middle right, I'd say.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Chaotic neutral.

[–] Skkorm@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

By myself bottom right, with someone middle left.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 1 points 10 months ago

Are you trying to tell us you'd bottom for someone like middle left?

I mean, same.

[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I don't know what my o-face looks like, because my partner refuses to hold up a mirror while fucking. But there probably should be one with clenched teeth in the gallery

[–] STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

For me it's the one at the bottom left corner.

[–] sunblocks@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Bottom right all day, my vinegar strokes are the best.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I guess top left is the closest. But not quite. It should be more empty.

Just neutral.

[–] RedXII@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Middle image

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 1 points 10 months ago

Bottom right normally. Top left if I'm feeling fancy and get a visit from The Duchess.

[–] Saltblue@lemmy.world -1 points 10 months ago

None really, I actually make a fake one which I assume it looks decent. why? I learned that women enjoy that. Add a bit of sound too.