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[–] negativenull@startrek.website 25 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago

yeah man, read the room ... geez ... what's the matter with people .. poor Gilgamesh

[–] MonsieurArchi@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

...but not forgotten. Rip big guy

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago
[–] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)
[–] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Four thousand, five hundred twenty thirth. Trust me, I'm a numbers guy.

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 months ago

A real numbers guy would know it's pronounced threeth

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I blame the translation from the cuneiform.

[–] negativenull@startrek.website 4 points 11 months ago

Get Irving Finkel on the case!

[–] vivadanang@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I blame the fucking stoopid sumerians for not using arabic numerals, I mean fucking come on you're practically in the neighborhood what the hell man

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Also, base-60? What the fuck were you guys thinking?

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

4 and a half years if you round it up

Unless I'm misunderstanding you (definitely possible), it'd be 4 523 years, not 4.523 years.

[–] Mordred_85@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Followed by Enkideaster.

[–] match@pawb.social 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Dude should've just attained immortality smh

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He gained literary immortality.

[–] match@pawb.social 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He shoulda gained literally immortality

[–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

They asked if I had a degree in theoretical physics, I said "I have a theoretical degree in physics" they said welcome aboard.

[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Uruk, celebrating Christmas since before it was Jesus

[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

In a way, the 60s ended the day we sold that van. December 31st 1969.

  • The Simpsons
[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 2 points 11 months ago

I didn't even know he was sick.

[–] TrundleTheGreat 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Always pour one out to my homie when this song plays 😔

[–] vivadanang@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

that shit slaps goatskin

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 11 months ago

Anyone who claims the Bible is the "greatest story ever told" has never heard the story of Gilgamesh.

[–] banneryear1868@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Credit to Catmin for the maymay

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

RIP King G, always in our hearts

[–] Sorgan71@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago