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[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 89 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Those slaps were rather gentle, with a spirit of “Get out of here you silly goose!”

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I was really happy to see it wasn't a wallop!

People don't often treat reptiles very nice compared to mammals, but this is understandable and not excessive!

[–] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

To be fair most approaching mammals don't have the jaw strength to crush my skull like a grape.

But just look at that smiley boi.

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
  1. Don't put your skull in his mouth then, you goof.

  2. You'd be surprised how much damage mammals can inflict with ease.

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 47 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] adj16@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago
[–] redcalcium@lemmy.institute 37 points 11 months ago

That's a funny looking stray cat.

[–] XEAL@lemm.ee 34 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The alligator/crocothing was really confused

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Your first guess was correct. Wide, blunt snout gives it away. Crocodiles- skinny, toothy snout.

[–] Uncle_Bagel@midwest.social 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They would have been fucked if it was a crocodile. American alligators are usually super chill and aren't a problem so long as you aren't actively antagonizing them. Crocodiles, meanwhile, are colossal assholes that are always looking to fuck up someone's day.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There's also American crocodiles, which are very shy and reclusive as well. If it was a saltwater or Nile croc though, yeah, it would have made a point of ruining their day.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

American crocodilians are chill

[–] misophist@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Easy way to remember: an alligator's snout is rounded like the C in Crocodile, and a crocodile's snout is pointed like the A in Alligator.

[–] HappySashimi@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] GoodEye8@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

If it looks like a Crocodile it's an Alligator and if it looks like an Alligator it's a Crocodile. Easy.

[–] Art3sian@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I tend to tell the difference by which one I will see later vs. which one I will see in a while.

[–] Crow@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago

Im always surprised how tame alligators are. Nothing like crocodiles.

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's how Ripley should have dealt with the ALIEN.

[–] A_Toasty_Strudel@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago

*pat pat* Off you go. Out the airlock you silly goose. *pat pat*

[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They are way too casual around something that can rip their fingers and arm off

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

not too different from the politicians around there

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

I love gators

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Bad boy, bad boy shooo!

[–] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

See you later

[–] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Bad bad croc! Shew, go home!

[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 2 points 11 months ago

Yeah, probably, I really don't know the difference... except for what Robin Williams said in Jumanji 😂.