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[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Bank Account. Mobile Wallet.

[–] Octopus1348@lemy.lol 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

You chose where, we will get there.

[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 11 months ago

Western Union

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

Invest in Eastern Poland

[–] Sprokes@jlai.lu 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Which app that shows you those ads?

[–] mjsaber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Grindr. Cause I'm sure you want to see the ads, lol

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

Western Union will fuck you harder than your date

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 5 points 11 months ago

Thanks, I, uhh, I want to switch banks, so, yeah, that ad might be helpful, very helpful

[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I only read Grindr for the ads.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I'd care more about their grammar on Tinder than I would on Grindr, tbh. I couldn't live with or marry someone who doesn't grasp English grammar; but I don't need them to be literate to fuck me silly.

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Please forgive my ignorance. It's been a while since I've been on dating apps. Is the one on this post Grindr?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is the one on this post Grindr?

Yeah.

[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Please forgive my ignorance, it has been so long, how does it feel to be fucked silly?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 11 months ago

Pretty fucking great. 😃

[–] DieguiTux8623@feddit.it 9 points 11 months ago

I remember having seen a screenshot where the conversation went like:

  • sex
  • septem
  • ?
  • it's Latin, I'm an old fashioned boy

Unfortunately it was many years ago and can not find the image any more, it was from a Facebook group I think...

[–] DessertStorms@kbin.social 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] mjsaber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 11 months ago

I could, but when I get a generic message from a blank profile, I just make fun of them instead.

[–] Resol@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

You have a gorgeous. Your gorgeous is great.

[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Your single!"

"*you're single"

[–] mjsaber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 11 months ago
[–] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

Well, it solves two issues at the same time. Corrects grammar and is a compliment too

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

My gorgeous what?