this post was submitted on 05 Dec 2023
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[–] smeg@feddit.uk 141 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Violence with strangers? Fuck yeah!

Swear words!? Fuck no!

[–] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 47 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Americaaaaa. Guts exploding on tv: that's nice. A boob on tv: not even the elders themselves are ready for that level of porn.

[–] Enk1@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Have you actually watched TV in America in the past decade? We take our violence with all the boobs we can get these days.

[–] mapiki@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] irreticent@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Nah, beware of the penises. Plenty of nipples can be found, but full frontal male nudity? Sacrilege!

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It's not even really a swear word. Slightly vulgar, maybe, but "pussy" isn't on the same level as "fuck" or "shit". It's not even the same level as "bitch" or "turd". Ironic...the site was built by pussies...

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's funny because Fuck is really the only word that has limits for censoring still in the USA. It's the one naughty word on radio they can't use.

N bombs? Other racist slurs? Shit, ass, pussy, cunt, all okay.

Not fuck though. Never fuck. Even YouTube is controlled by fuck.

[–] camr_on@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's simply too f***ing powerful

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh I didn't even see that someone had blurred "pussy", at least that could be explained by OP being a child and wanting to share this in the family group chat. I meant the fact that the original creator used "f*ck", like anyone who doesn't have to deal with broadcasting regulations would ever have a reason to pointlessly censor themselves.

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago

I didn't notice that...that's even worse...

[–] pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 116 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This would turn gay in exactly 47 seconds

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

"I'll fuck you up!"

"I'll fuck you! 😘"

[–] AClassyGentleman@lemmy.world 30 points 11 months ago

Yakuza/Like a Dragon sidequest.

[–] ooterness@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

Punchr did it first. (Comedy skit by Loading Ready Run.)

[–] Lightsong@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago

Rating system be like: They got good right hook, 4/5 would fight again.

[–] uis@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

Seeing RumblrHER I can imagine what happens in RamblrGROUP.

[–] Jakdracula@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] tourist@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

can't even have android support for a fake app 😭

[–] tomcatt360@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] irreticent@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

TL;DR:

"the Rumblr app was too stupid to be true. It was a hoax created by a creative agency called von Hughes seeking to create a little Internet buzz."

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] ExLisper@linux.community 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

American version has guns actually.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Probably, although don't dismiss how many mall ninjas there are out there thinking it would be awesome to fight someone with a katana.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

I would be interested in how a katana would hold up to my $8 machete. I would definitely risk a slash to test it.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

Also how many people out there with far more guns than people using this app

[–] Moof_Kenubi@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is there a Sharks/Jets streetfight preference setting?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Dance-off at 3 pm. You and me. Be there."

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That just sounds like Grindr again.

[–] funktion@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just as all animals eventually evolve into crabs, all apps eventually turn into a way for men to fuck each other in the ass

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

The Circle Of Life, in more ways than one.

[–] TurdMongler@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

DL gay hook up app

[–] EnderMB@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Funny enough, there have been a few attempts to create this for combat sports sparring and competitions, and every time, it gets immediately shut down due to liability. No gym would want to host a bunch of unvetted randoms and take liability for what they choose to do to each other, and few people were up for app-based competitions.

[–] Funwayguy@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

With a couple of tweaks you got yourself the Zoomer app edition of Mortal Combat.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Mortal Combat

That looks so wrong...

[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I don't think I've ever even seen it written that way

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

yeah it's better with a K

Kortal Combat

[–] SargPotTea@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I prefer it with a w

Kortal Wombat

[–] dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

An r is better.

Kortal Wormbat

[–] i_ben_fine@lemmy.one 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] nodimetotie@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago

Portal Wormhole

[–] groovyLizard42@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 11 months ago

It's the uberization of the fight club.

[–] Pixlbabble@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Tailgate fights spin off?