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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

πŸ˜ƒ You mean webassembly right?

😐 You mean webassembly right?

[–] ambystoma@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can even do frontend now, by using WASM + the .wat format, WebGPU, and Naga so you can transform your SPIR-V code to WGSL! It's the future!

[–] Deebster@lemmyrs.org 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I was just thinking that this meme must be pre-WASM

[–] ambystoma@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

wow, you're right, that just makes this meme even more visionary!

[–] Buttons@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Still easier than understanding JavaScript's equality operator

[–] Smorty@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You think you? I felt like Java Script was easy

[–] Hexarei@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Mars@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago

It’s super funny, but if you don’t try to use things as what they are not, the type coercion can’t hurt you.

But if you make a tradition of trying to add empty objects and numbers…

The great sin of JavaScript is gracefully (silently) failing when coders do silly things.

[–] Smorty@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago

Wow this was good. Thanks for sharing this gem.

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe I'm stupid or arrogant but that doesn't sound too difficult for a simple website?

[–] ambystoma@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

well, I guess it depends it depends if you are allowed to link libraries, if not then good luck implementing TLS etc. from scratch :) The modern web really isn't that simple anymore...

Reminds me of this cool website where you can see all the complexity involved

[–] starman@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

Unless it's WebAssembly