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[–] BustinJiber@lemmy.world 46 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Yeah and you know what? Fuck that, I work hard on my stupid little comments, even check spelling and shit, so when I come back and what I see? 6 upvotes? That's like twice as much than when I was still on reddit! Normally I would get one, from myself. So thank you very much, I appreciate it!

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 34 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Go into any programming community and post that you prefer Windows to Linux.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Go to any hexbear instance and say just about anything that might have nuance or critical thought.

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Which ones have they been? The Chinese nationalist larping as communists or the teenage edgelords cosplaying as centrist Twitter samurai?

[–] Ledivin@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago
[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I mean, I do. I miss Windows 7....

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[–] mojo@lemm.ee 21 points 11 months ago (3 children)

If you're feeling lonely, just say some controversial shit and nerds will swarm to argue with you

[–] JDubbleu@programming.dev 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Here's my opinion on why your wrong. Windows is full of trackers that gather your telemetry (anonymously but if you piss off bill gates he will send you a screenshot of all the porn you watched) which tells Microsoft things like when you take a shit and how many minorities you dislike. Next is performance because Windows runs like hot garbage on low tier computers. Your $400 HP laptop comes with Windows? Well enjoy 20 minutes of loading when you boot that bad boy up and even Microsoft Office will struggle. Settings in Windows are all fucked up because Steve Gates can't decide on where shit goes so now you have TWO that's right TWO settings menus, one that's your classic control panel and the other that's old people proof even though old people can't work out how to open the start menu let alone change a setting. Finally there's the ads which are annoying as shit. You start up your shitbox of a PC which takes twenty minutes and your greeted with "oh you should buy gamepass lmao. That's why I use Linux. Linux is the best operating system. You download it, install it, mess it up somehow and Install it again. Why I love the fact that only some distros gather telemetry (idk which ones lmao) and the fact that there's 20 billion different operating systems to choose from built useing Linux with varying degrees of quality. And no matter what you get you'll still end up using the terminal to fix your shitty drivers. Personally I love Temple OS. Temple OS is written in holy C

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[–] Radicalized@lemmy.one 18 points 11 months ago (6 children)

My problem is that when I log in and have 10+ notifications I think “oh no what did I say” and then never check them.

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[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 16 points 11 months ago (4 children)

But it's only been 1 minute since you last checked because you struggle with ADHD and the instant happy chemicals are more important than completing actually important tasks.

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Thank you for replying, brain has been momentarily satisfied.

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 11 points 11 months ago

I feel you lol

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[–] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I like it that way.

If I log in and see 5+ I immediately think "oh god what could I have said now..."

[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

+1 notification

[–] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

When you return to Lemmy and there are no new posts because you left 10 seconds ago.

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Throw a post up in asklemmy before you go to sleep and you'll always wake up with a coupla replies.

The children yearn for the mines; the lemmings yearn for the questions.

[–] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Nommer@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Pick a fight with a right wing boomer. They'll never stop replying lol

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

From what I've seen you'll spent a while searching for one here

[–] Engywuck@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago (9 children)

Just write some "unpopular" comment and a lot of people will be there for you.

[–] Tixanou@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Octopus1348@lemy.lol 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Filthmontane@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just tell everyone you're a socialist. That usually does it for me.

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[–] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 11 months ago (4 children)

just go to one of the more tense instances and say capitalism good/capitalism bad and you'll have more than enough.

Or if you're feeling really brave write a comment about why veganism is correct literally anywhere.

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