NZ: am I a joke to you?
this post was submitted on 27 Nov 2023
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On the map only to be excluded from the circle
it still makes the statement correct
Yes
That's not a circle
Something something map projections.
This is a common misconception, this circle is actually a straight line around the globe and the "inside" includes Antarctica and new Zealand. And because there's a race of fully sentient crab people living under the kiwis and totaling 800 billion in number, the map is correct.
Weird that they vote though
Those crabs fought hard for their freedom to vote. We killed soo many of them through our backwards beliefs that now the war is over we are one of the biggest butter exporters in the world. We can only hope we have learned more than just how to use a skillet.
Dude they waddle sideways in to the voting booth and unanimously vote for can of creamed crab for overlord of New Zealand. If that was a real position or person y'all would be driving sideways to work
Well Americans waddled sideways in and voted for a can of Fanta... at least creamed crab doesn't start civil unrest.
Actually... it might. Scratch that
Hey less than half of us voted for Fanta. He just won because coke managed to take over most of the end cap displays.
Thats because the world is flat
Ah yes, "Mercator Earth Theory" 😂
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Fun fact: every 1 in 2 people make up 50% of the world population.
New Zealand get your shit together
Aye aye cap'n
Yeah? Well at least in NZ we know how to draw a freaking circle. Didn't want to be in your stinky club anyway
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Are kiwis really people let's be honest
Well no, they are a fruit.
Those "fruits" you've been eating were birds. :(
They can't fly so they don't count. Sorry I don't make the rules
Mmmm, penguin.
No they're the birds eggs. Little known fact.
I know the author is Terrible Maps so I probably shouldn't complain, but what are those continent colour groupings?
They're not grouped, that's what the planet actually looks like from space.
Can't believe I made such a foolish blunder in front of the head of NASA, my apologies doctor
I wonder how many people live outside the red circle and have to commute to work within it.
This is false. The red circle is too small to fit more than maybe a couple fetuses, depending on your screen size.
TIL
I mean, considering this map excludes Antarctica, and there are people living (at least temporarily) in Antarctica, it is technically true.
Also New Zealand, but I've heard that the science is still out about whether or not they actually exist.
We don't, it's a psy-op.
You’re forgetting New Zealand haha.
Can "in" and "out" be meaningfully defined though, considering that circle is on a globe though?
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More humans, anyway.
Way to stand up for my alien homies, yo!
Crabs, deep sea squids, coral polyps, and sea sponges are all people now.
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How tall is the red wall? If it's only at sea level than this is entirely false, most people's would be above it.
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More Gentoo live outside red circle than inside of it.
I mean, if we can't see the circle that means its a really big one, so.....
Duh....
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