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[–] FoundTheVegan@kbin.social 45 points 11 months ago (18 children)

A pig didn't say they would die for you. It was murdered against its will and then you paid the killer to kill more.

[–] Captain_Buddha@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Livin' up to that username, kid.

[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

And I'd do it again.

[–] quindraco@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago

Same thing happens if you eat broccoli.

[–] TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee -1 points 11 months ago

I’d kill it myself for the goddamn delicious goodness

[–] Ataraxia@sh.itjust.works -1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Unlike you, I am familiar with the pig government and we actually have an agreement that we eat their death row inmates. Crime has never been so delicious.

[–] nicetomeetyouIMVEGAN@lemmings.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Okay but actually they grow up in cages and never see daylight. Their tails cut off without anaesthetic.

So yeh.

[–] Glytch@ttrpg.network -3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You're buying from the wrong farmer. Family farmers care a lot more about their animals than factory farms. Just another reason to buy local.

[–] Moshpirit@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

It is a strange way to care about someone by sending them to death. I wouldn't leave this people rise children. Or pigs. Or any other individual.

[–] snor10@lemm.ee -2 points 11 months ago
[–] Glytch@ttrpg.network -3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If a pig had the chance he'd eat you and everyone you care about.

[–] FoundTheVegan@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

And...?

Are you telling me that you eatpork as some sort of... preemptive revenge? Because even in a hypothetical universe where pigs are top of the food chain, it would still be wrong to imprison and kill them. Which is why doing this to tiger/lion/bear would also be wrong in our universe.

Weird comeback.

[–] Glytch@ttrpg.network -1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You must be great at parties(unless they're serving pigs in a blanket, obvs)

[–] FoundTheVegan@kbin.social 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
  1. I truly AM great at parties. I'm loud, funny, cute and get REAL drunk. What's not to love?

  2. lol personal insults means you know your argument sucks

  3. Seitan pigs in a blanket are flippin' great. I literally serve that at parties. 😂

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[–] 2d@kbin.social 27 points 11 months ago (2 children)

bacon died for you without its consent

[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

That's why it tastes so good.

[–] quindraco@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago

So does broccoli.

[–] supergrizzlybear@pawb.social 19 points 11 months ago (3 children)

But given the choice a pig wouldn't die for you, so no bacon isn't love, it's murder.

[–] federatingIsTooHard@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

all the research I can find indicates there is not sufficient evidence to conclude that non-human animals understand personal mortality, so given the choice, the pig would even understand.

[–] Slowy@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I would think the cases of non-human animals committing suicide (mostly cetaceans) would be indicative that at least some of them can comprehend personal mortality on some level. It’s a bit different if an animal doesn’t eat due to stress or whatever and starves to death, I wouldn’t call that suicide. But whales occasionally just drown themselves, that’s pretty hard to rationalize any other way

[–] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 1 points 11 months ago

very tasty murder!

[–] TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee -1 points 11 months ago

Delicious murder

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 10 points 11 months ago

Yeah, but it wasn't consensual.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] zaphod@feddit.de 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kase@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I'm stealing this.

[–] Makeshift@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Fun fact: Gas chambers are often used to kill pigs. You can hear their screaming from outside the facilities as the gas burns them to death from the inside out.

This is common practice.

It is plenty likely the victim in the picture whose mutilated corpse is very disrespectfully converted into sewage by now was gassed to death.

[–] r3df0x@7.62x54r.ru 1 points 11 months ago

dude wtf how are they not able to find gas that's painless?

[–] Glytch@ttrpg.network -4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Stop trying to invoke the holocaust when talking about animals. Pigs aren't people. Jews aren't animals.

[–] Moshpirit@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Nobody has said anything about the Holocaust or the Jews. This is standard practice of killing pigs.

If you want to have a conversation about this topic, I would like to highlight that we are animals too (just a different species) and I don't think there is any moral difference between our species and dogs or pigs when regarding killing, even when I know about our differences because at the end of the day we are just individuals we clear interests in avoiding suffering and death, and byproducts of pigs are just unnecessary to consume and cruel to get.

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Image Transcription: Meme


[An image of bacon sizzling on a cook surface]

Top text: BACON IS BETTER THAN THAT GIRL (OR GUY) WHO SAID THEY WOULD DIE FOR YOU

Bottom Text: BACON ACTUALLY DID DIE FOR YOU. BACON'S LOVE IS REAL.

Jesus Christ it's not Anne Frank, stop burning it.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I used to own a button that read: "Bacon is chocolate, for men."

[–] r3df0x@7.62x54r.ru 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I've heard that halal bacon is better.

It's beef.

[–] ChiefSinner@lemm.ee 0 points 11 months ago

Jesus Christ is better than that girl (or guy) that said they would die for you Jesus Christ did actually died for you. Jesus Christ's love is real.

Ftfy

[–] Mandy@sh.itjust.works 0 points 11 months ago

#notmybacon

[–] TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Bu bu bu but we didn’t have a signed consent form from the pig! MURDER!

[–] explodicle@local106.com 7 points 11 months ago

That just means there's a dude at a factory farm who would kill for you.