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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I've seen recipes describe tomatoes as "spicy".

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

That's called an allergic reaction.

[–] BROMETHIUS@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago

Tomatoes are quite acidic, so can cause some spicy aftermath. (Heart burn)

But they certainly don’t taste spicy lol

[–] ItzzMe@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not British, but I have a shit spice tolerance

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Even for you a bell pepper should have no heat.

[–] ItzzMe@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Huh, didn't know you could do that here. Cool.

[–] Bob@midwest.social 5 points 1 year ago

I'd eat that. I wouldn't make it, on account of being more effort than just washing your bowl, but I don't anticipate that being anything unlike just eating a bell pepper after eating cereal.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Serious talk, though. No dish to wash. Nothing goes into a landfill. All that's lacking is a spoon-shaped carrot. (And the bell pepper needs to be a lot bigger..)

[–] zeppo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

It's a keto bread bowl.

A bell pepper is about as spicy as a cucumber.