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[–] AFaithfulNihilist@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

Russia wants piece... of Europe.

[–] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Honestly, if I were Zelenskyy I'd just keep going after I pushed Russia out and invade them.

[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

First Russia had the second-best army in the world, then the second-best army in Ukraine, and then they’d be the second-best army in Russia

[–] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I was looking for this

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

In Soviet Russia, Ukraine invades you!

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 14 points 11 months ago

Least bloodthirsty American

[–] tubaruco@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago
[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

No, to make sure they stay the fuck out

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Nah we’re way past that. Now you also have to take us to McDonald’s.

[–] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

#freebigmacs4life

[–] WolfhoundRO@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

They will have to moonwalk, so for their propaganda it looks like they're going towards Ukraine, not retreating

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Ukraine's army just needs to do one of these moves and the Russian army will think they are advancing.

mario cape move

oh wait...

[–] AMillionNames@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago

They want peaceful colonialism, though, preferably done in three days.

[–] Mylemmy@lemmy.ml 7 points 11 months ago

Russia wants peace lol

Putin is dying and didn’t care what happens after he’s gone

[–] bfg9k@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

for your health

[–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Brule’s Rules

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

It's free real estate

[–] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I was about to comment on the need for compensation and all that. Then I noticed I’m on NCD