this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] Slartibartfass@feddit.de 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Still better than Troi-Cake

[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

Cellular peptides, yum.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You know, if I was going to replicate meat, I'd replicate it pre-sliced.

[–] grayman@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

With the deli slime on it too?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago

If that's what you're into.

[–] Karlos_Cantana@kbin.social 6 points 11 months ago

Coincidentally, that was my nickname for my ex-wife.

[–] pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

Is that Tony Todd? I feel like that's Tony Todd

[–] Rhaedas@kbin.social 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Maybe it's not replicated meat, but instead they keep a selection of turkeys and other live animals in transporter stasis until needed.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The Enterprise-A gets a fully-staffed kitchen, but the Enterprise-D doesn't.

Looks like they used to cook turkey the old fashioned way on the Enterprise for their Thanksgiving with Chancellor Gorkon, but oh no, real baked turkey is just too hard for the 24th century and their replicators.

[–] grayman@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Given their whisk has only 1 wire, that's no surprise.

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

O'Brien's real job.

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 6 points 11 months ago

I literally just quoted this lol

[–] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Setting birds on fire and beating potatoes into pulp, just as our forefathers intended