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[–] EmoBean@lemmy.world 125 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Bruh, mark your cum jug NSFW, we're not confused. Everyone has a cum jug.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Wait ... what?

I've just been using a box this whole time!

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] dentoid@sopuli.xyz 12 points 11 months ago

Mom found the cum drawer

[–] elvith@feddit.de 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Images, that you can smell

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[–] Nutteman@lemmy.world 103 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm a hot blooded American and I can recognize a delicious pitcher of horse semen any day of the week.

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 20 points 11 months ago

Username checks out

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 86 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] greenteadrinker@midwest.social 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

As an American, I too need to know where the bag went

[–] Alteon@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

As an American, I believe the bag is still attached to the rest of the cow.

[–] protist@mander.xyz 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

That's udder nonsense!

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 80 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Lober@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 11 months ago (4 children)
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[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 46 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Do y'all think we don't have cum pitchers in the US? I know we're bad, but we're not savages.

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[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 42 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Why do you have milk in your hospital piss jug?

[–] Cqrd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 12 points 11 months ago (4 children)
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[–] feef@lemmy.world 39 points 11 months ago (41 children)

Not American, what is this?

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[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 35 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (8 children)

This truly is a shit post. Confuses everyone because it doesn't actually confuse anyone.

Tbh I think I understand what the joke is supposed to be (Canadians and bagged milk), but it's just a pitcher of milk and it would seem that no one's actually weirded out by it because of that.

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[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 34 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This must be one of those bidets I keep hearing so much about.

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[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 29 points 11 months ago

I hope you don't throw away the bag and keep your milk like that.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 28 points 11 months ago

Everyone's confused buddy.

[–] _TheThunderWolf_@lemm.ee 26 points 11 months ago (2 children)

For those who are wondering, Americans store glue in this kind of jug. /s

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[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is it because it doesn't have high fructose corn syrup in it?

[–] petersr@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago

No, it is because it is not a gun.

[–] dipshit@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

Did you get that from your milk faucet?

[–] SexyTimeSasquatch@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago

The only thing I'm confused by is that you thought this would confuse us...

[–] AceTKen@lemmy.ca 20 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (10 children)

I am 40 and Canadian and have lived in three provinces (Alberta, Saskatchewan, and Ontario). I have never seen bagged fucking milk.

[–] Notyourbusiness@lemmy.ca 10 points 11 months ago

Head East, I grew on bag milk

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[–] IzzyScissor@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Partially-confused American here.. Why isn't it in a bag still?

Do y'all pour it out of the bag so you have more chances to catch an infection or so it goes bad faster?

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[–] eliza513@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Let's show our abomination to Americans (and Western Canadians)

Yall over in Ontario are weird lol

Sincerely, a British Columbian

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[–] Beefytootz@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

It's a pitcher of a picture of milk, what's not to get?

[–] Immersive_Matthew@sh.itjust.works 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

All I can think of when I see this is the bigger bag, that had like 3 or 4 1L bags of milk in it that this one time fell out of their grocery bag in my parents car and 2 of the bag got sliced open. The smell never left the car despite major efforts to clean up. I hazard to guess this is a big reason they no longer come in bags, but I hear maybe they still too in central Canada. Not here in the west.

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[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why'd you take the bag out though?

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[–] nfsu2@feddit.cl 13 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Chilean here and I do not know what am I looking at...

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[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

People in this comment section:

I'm not confused

Same people in this comment section:

what an oddly shaped milk jug

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 12 points 11 months ago (16 children)

I'm Canada, milk comes in bags. This could also be powdered milk.

[–] db2@sopuli.xyz 18 points 11 months ago (4 children)
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[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I know this. It’s a British microwave

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[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

The shape of this pitcher bothers me for some reason but it certainly doesn’t confuse me.

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