Since I got the bird feeder the other day I've became aware of how fucking expensive bird seed is! It's a fucking fortune, and the greedy bastards have the feeder emptied within an hour of me filling it to the brim.
Stupidly, I feel some sort of fucking responsibility for the little fuckers now. How does that make sense? They obviously survived just fine before I put up a wee pink birdhouse, but nope. Sunk 25 quid on bird seed since I got it.