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I wish everyone could swallow other people whole. (lemmy.ml)

submitted 11 months ago by Web_Rand@lemmy.ml to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

Granted. People also have to pass others whole.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Granted. The bones still get stuck though..

[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

Granted. So can every other animal.

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Granted. The physiological changes humans undergo to achieve this are disgusting to most humans, such as the detachable jawbone and extra skin. The only people that can reproduce naturally anymore are people into vore. They completely dominate world culture in two generations. Politics and economics get super weird. An underclass of humans are raised to be swallowed and regurgitated over and over, underpaid to ensure they can never get enough power to change their circumstances. "Eat the poor" has become a popular saying among the upper class.

[–] 3rdwrldbathhaus@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

This one is insane

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Granted, and you take their form but not their memories.

[–] Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago

Grantes, bow FRIENDS lasts only the pilot episode as Ross, the largest of the FRIENDS, eats the other ones.