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Step-By-Step Guide to Buy a Senator (lemmy.whynotdrs.org)
submitted 1 year ago by Zuberi@lemmy.whynotdrs.org to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.whynotdrs.org/post/399058

  1. Donate the maximum amount legally allowed (as an individual).
  2. Tell the Member that you would like to become a bundler.

(A bundler is a person or small group of people who pool or aggregate contributions "from the community" and then deliver them in one lump sum to a political campaign).

  1. Once you have raised a sizeable amount, deliver the money to the Senator so they can use it wisely. In turn, ~~trade stock options based on insider information to the tune of millions~~, be super glad that you helped the democratic process!

1% vs the 99%

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[–] Zuberi@lemmy.whynotdrs.org 148 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Relevant

[–] snowraven@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

The world is such a sad place to live. This comes from USA, just think about all the third world countries, it's not any better but worse sadly.

[–] Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world 63 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I used to have this idea of shady lobbyists skulking around Washington with big bags of money, trying to entice wayward congresspeople and lure them to the dark side. Then a friend of mine did a short internship in the office of a congressman, and I found out it's actually very much the other way around.

You'd think a congressperson spends most of their time reading, writing, debating, and voting on the laws on which the country is run. That's their job description. That's what we're taught in school that they do. But what they actually spend most of their time doing is cold-calling people and soliciting donations. So if you define their job by what they spend the largest amount of time doing, your congressperson and your senators' job to beg for money so they can keep their job. There's a big call center just off the Capitol grounds, and as soon as the session at the Capitol ends they all walk over to the call center, plop down in their cubicle, and spend the rest of the day calling past and potential donors.

But a principled politician could just choose not to participate, right? Maybe, but even if you could self-fund your own campaigns, you still have to get out and earn for your party. Having the support of your party is contingent on hitting predetermined fundraising metrics based on the population, demographics, and economics of your constituency. If you don't hit those metrics you might suddenly find that it's tough to find support for your legislation. It's the same in either party.

It was one of the most disappointing things I ever learned about how our country works. The corruption isn't just baked into the system, it's all but mandatory. And this was like 25 years ago, before Citizens United. I can't imagine it has gotten any better since then.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 23 points 1 year ago

I think the most disappointing thing about it is how cheap they all are to buy. You'd expect them to be bribed in the millions, but it's always a couple of thousand here, a couple of thousand there.

Turns out the most unrealistic thing about Clay Davis from The Wire, is how much he took.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's interesting that this shit is how Lyndon Johnson rose to prominence in the Democratic party. As a newly-minted Congressman in the 1940 election cycle, he acted as a conduit for Texas oil money, funneling it to various Congress and Senate races around the country and allowing the Democratic party to retain control of the House and Senate. This earned him the appreciation of Speaker of the House Sam Rayburn and FDR himself.

It also possibly won WWII, given the isolationism of the GOP at the time.

[–] AlwaysNowNeverNotMe@kbin.social 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And don't overpay, a senator costs less than a 2023 Ford F150 economy package.

[–] Rottcodd@kbin.social 23 points 1 year ago

A Supreme Court justice, on the other hand, costs as much as a luxury motor home.

Exactly as much as a luxury motor home in fact...

[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Politicians shouldn't have to do any fundraising, or to be allowed to. They should be given a budget by the government.

[–] vonxylofon@lemmy.world -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That could be pretty easily abused, imagine, by straw men siphoning state money without any prospect of winning.

At least in Europe, there are campaign financial limits so things don't get too out of hand. Corruption, therefore, is done via other means.

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Iirc here in Germany you get some funding based on the votes you got last election.

This reduces reliance on outside funding without enabling freeloaders, but sucks for first timers.

[–] vonxylofon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Yep, same in the Czech Republic.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You see a lobbyist’s love is very different from that of a square.

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

This comparison is perfect.

[–] Jean_le_Flambeur@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you come to germany you can just do the left picture

[–] Lemonyoda@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Err... Ist this so?

What you mean is probably Something Line this:

  1. Prepare Special interest
  2. Provide Consulting or Presentation/Speech opportunity for pay
  3. Choose your favourable politician for speech
  4. Profit
[–] Jean_le_Flambeur@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

That is exactly what i mean. Alternatively you can just offer to pay the Party of the Politician. They will know what you are paying them for. As long as you dont write down what they are getting payed for you'r good.

[–] Gbagginsthe3rd@aussie.zone 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dont forget grey gifts and mutual interests!

[–] Marketsupreme@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

And dark money!

[–] CptIceberg@programming.dev 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Let's see Paul Allen's bank account.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago

Is that a rain coat?

[–] Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

And the most infuriating part is, they really fucking think that their lobbying isn't blatantly obvious

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago

I have been meaning to do this. I have found that local politicians are exceptionally cheap. Buy a few, and hope that one makes it big.