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The "Marshmelon" Dispenser: Most pointless piece of Federation technology? (lemmy.world)
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[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

uhm actually

The Marshmelon Dispenser was a CRITICAL part of the Federation's nutritional strategy

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 6 points 1 year ago

Man had rocket boots-he WAS superior

[–] knotthatone@lemmy.one 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What if it's a micro-replicator that makes marshmelons on demand? And what if I told you it could also make sausages, carrots, skinny cucumbers and taquitos like they have on those roller grill things at the gas station?

Not so stupid now.

It'll do M&Ms too, you just have to shake it into your hand.

[–] digger@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

Computer, design something to store and dispense marshmelons for me and the guys.

[–] robdor@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 year ago

Sounds like someone isn't allowed to eat marshmallows