Bite my shiny daffodil ass!
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My favorite line, "There. I turned a regular board into a diving board." <3 Scruffy.
Fun on a bun.
Not so much a quote I say out loud, but I often think of the scene where Lurr is buying human horn:
I'm just some guy... RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8.
Lrr's wife Nndnnd (when they're preparing to fuck): "MY ORGANS ARE MOVING INTO POSITION!"
I have no strong feelings one way or the other.
Oh sorry, I didn’t realize I was already here.
I find myself saying, "What about what?" everytime I don't quite hear or understand someone.
OH GOD, NO
Long enough Fry, Long enough.....
I just found one tonight. I didn't realize where is stolen it from, but in the episode Bender Gets Made, this (paraphrased) conversation happens between Leela and the doctor:
What do you see here?
A greyish blob?
Yes! And this one?
A greyish blob?
Not... As right...
I've been saying, "Not... As [blank]" in similar conversations for years, and forgetting where I got it from.
Some light insult Whale Biologist!
You guys like swarms of things, right?
Kissenger: "We have all seen too many body bags and ball sacks"
Anytime someone asks me if I'm ok after I get a small injury I'll say "Yet, thanks to my trusty safety sphere, I sublibed with only tribial brain dablage."
"You ever kill a man with a sock? It ain't so hard. ha HAAA!"
For no raisin
Good news, everyone! We did in fact evolve from filthy monkeymen!
Assie!
Hahaha...
Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder
HAHAHAHAHAHA
That and the blackjack and hookers
Some folks call me Orange Joe
Why am I naked and sticky? Did I miss something fun?
Hey, I calls em as I sees em, I'm a whale biologist.
Good news everyone!