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[–] pumpkin@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago

We've looked at the user data and carrots just aren't that popular, so it doesn't make sense to keep supporting them. We're working on a new vegetable which we hope to show off sometime new next.

[–] pootedesu@latte.isnot.coffee 6 points 1 year ago

The client requested carrots but after delivery tells you they actually meant zucchini. You think it is strange to put zucchinis in a salad but still meticulously go through their dish and replace all carrots with zucchinis. Upon delivery they ask why it tastes weird and you realize they meant cucumber not zucchini and they got the two confused.

[–] meteorswarm@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago

You say this, but I once was trying to cook a meal in my grandmother's house and discovered that her peeler was incompatible with my body: it was left handed and I am not.

[–] marco@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago

You wanted to add carrots to your stew, but the dependencies for carrots also pulled in a whole host of other ingredients in case you were making carrot cake with your carrots. Now you can't eat your stew because the flour has expired, and the eggs need a new major version.