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[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 59 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I like to think that somewhere out there is a timeline in which this really, finally does the trick, with headlines tomorrow announcing both sides have forged a lasting peace.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Who'd have thought Netanyahu a Nyan cat stan?

That's a fun timeline. Let's go there.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

"What have we become if even the Nyan Cat looks down upon us from above?"

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Nyantanyanhu

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 6 points 1 year ago

Maybe that or the alternate timeline where the world sing 21 Guns.

[–] Hubi@feddit.de 39 points 1 year ago

Can't say I had this on my Bingo card for 2023...

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Damn this could’ve ended the war if it happened in 2011.

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 year ago

Next: Josh Hawley proposes banning Nyan Cat.

[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nyan Cat: Fee Palestine!

Israel: You know what? Fuck it! That magical rainbow Poptart kitty is right!