Gonna use this on my kids tonight:
“Bet you $1 I can jump higher than a house!”
[jump like 2 inches] “Aight, I won, pay up.”
“What was that?”
“Houses can’t jump, douchebags!”
Answer these riddles and the esophagus will let you pass.
Riddles for 'Lemmy'winks.
Gonna use this on my kids tonight:
“Bet you $1 I can jump higher than a house!”
[jump like 2 inches] “Aight, I won, pay up.”
“What was that?”
“Houses can’t jump, douchebags!”